Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize