Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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