his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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