by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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