I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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