make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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