there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
