I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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