so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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