..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
