Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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