found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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