I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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