no, he came in my armpit
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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