Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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