For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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