Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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