Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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