Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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