You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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