awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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