have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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