so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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