I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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