Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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