Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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