That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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