I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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