Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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