Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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