So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you didnt know i had herpes?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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