At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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