i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just want to make out with him forever
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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