i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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