have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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