Sponge bath it is.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Randomize
