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i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
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