Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Are we still banned from the library?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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