he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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