We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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