i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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