I hate all girls vehemently.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
