I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
its not stalking. its research.
i just google imaged poop.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Bring me that man meat
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Randomize
