i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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