Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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