dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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