White coat. Heels.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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