I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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