hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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