Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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