Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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