We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
how drunk are you?
Several
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Randomize
