My nipple is on Facebook.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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