i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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