dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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