Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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