Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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