i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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